干妈难当/契妈唔易做(粤语版)

类别:喜剧 剧情 

主演:郑裕玲 梁家辉 吴孟达 郑柏林 李赛凤 陆剑明 杜少津 邱建 

导演:钱永强 

时间:2023-03-10 10:03:29

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《干妈难当/契妈唔易做(粤语版)》是由钱永强执导,郑裕玲,梁家辉,吴孟达,郑柏林,李赛凤,陆剑明,杜少津,邱建国,曹荣主演的喜剧片。该电影于1991年在香港上映。张文静与苏文辉拍拖多年,但常因小事争执尤其是辉不肯放弃其警务工作,更令静日夜担心,静终受不了精神压力而往看心理医生,并决定搬往郊外居住。在静的搬家途中,巧遇女探员乌小凤追击众珠宝劫匪,劫匪之一阿表无意中携贼物躲入了静的搬运车中,并随车到了静的新居。村中,静认识了嗜钱如命的士多老板达叔及其聪明灵利的儿子“太叔公”。太叔公在帮忙静清洁时发现了一钻石,达叔大喜,千方百计要把儿子契给静,以寻其他钻石,静不矢就里,欣赏当上太叔公的契妈,不料从此引来诸多麻烦。太叔公在静家中无意碰上阿表,二人在纠缠时太叔公自以为误伤了阿表而同情之,在为他找寻匿藏地之余更处处为他掩饰身份,以至辉的多次到访,仍未能察觉事情的疑端。阿表其实心地善良,在静和太叔公受欺负时,更挺身帮忙,取得静的好感,三人在互助中成了好友。阿表为求脱身再与同伙联络,望能得护照,但劫匪大哥心狠手辣,只求取得钻石,欲置阿表在危急中逃脱回村,此际,众匪亦追踪而至,巧遇凤及辉,众人展开连场激战,混乱中,太叔公被挟持作人质。契妈为救契仔,竟由弱质女流变得英明神武,出尽十八般武艺,与契仔二人大展神威,将一干匪徒绳之于法。

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