《小三劝退师》是由李晨雨执导,句号,辛星,果越超,吴晴主演的爱情片。该电影于2016年在大陆上映。 云飞原是混迹在娱乐圈,靠偷拍收集花边新闻的狗仔,总想着依靠自己聪明才智一夜暴富,老婆果果对此十分不满,劝他脚踏实地跨入正途,可他仍旧选择了改行成为私家侦探,专门偷拍偷情照片,换取酬金,老婆一气之下跟着开法拉利的帅哥离去,他浑浑噩噩中接到一通20万的天价生意,如约来到了伊森堡私人健康会所,见到了雇主总裁夫人,得知不是偷拍调查的生意,而是让他劝退小三,看在高额的酬金份上,云飞欣然接受了劝退任务,被总裁夫人一通包装,安排到了其丈夫的公司,并将她丈夫的小三MIKI配给云飞当私人助理。云飞初次与MIKI见面,出手阔绰,一条金项链引起了MIKI对他的兴趣,进而使出“情趣调教”、“激情车震”和“呀衣库性爱视频”,可这三招没能搞定MIKI,反倒惹得老婆果果对他的误会越来越深。云飞无奈之下,最终来了一招“鱼死网破”,总裁夫人经受不住刺激,当场晕倒,经过检查身体她并无大碍。总裁夫人和丈夫坦然面对,互相解释一番才知,MIKI并非真的小三,夫妻二人也是为了彼此的爱而做了这一番烧钱的乌龙事件。云飞被他们的爱情而感动,悄悄不告而别,他回到家中独自庆生,此时MIKI受总裁夫人之托,来给云飞送钱,老婆果果和法拉利帅哥也来到了云飞家,正撞见MIKI伏在云飞的胯下,误会进一步升级,云飞的爱情再次陷入了危机……
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