《老爸上战场》是由诺曼·科恩执导,亚瑟·罗维,约翰·勒·梅苏里尔,克莱夫·邓恩,约翰·劳里,詹姆斯·贝克,Arnold,Ridley,Ian,Lavender,利兹·弗雷泽,Bernard,Archard,德里克·纽瓦克,Bill,Pertwee,Frank,Williams,Edward,Sinclair,Anthony,Sagar,Pat,Coombs主演的喜剧片。该电影于1971年在英国上映。 第二次世界大战的战火在英国燃烧。在远离战场的海滨小镇,银行经理梅因沃林的生活没有因为战争而出现紊乱。清晨,梅因沃林戴着礼帽、衣着整齐、拄着拐杖、提着公文包,神情庄重而绅士,打着招呼,走向银行。梅因沃林身为经理,且又年过花甲,但对自己和工作人员十分严格,助手威尔逊因换一枚变质的鸡蛋迟到一分钟,梅因沃林都要不留情面地予以批评。 银行准时开门营业。银行对面的肉店老板琼斯跑过来告诉梅因沃林一个重大消息:广播正在播报新闻,军方正在招募地方志愿军,协助正规军负责地方防御,凡是18至65岁的男人都可以到本地警察局报名。梅因沃林年轻时在海军做过一年中士,如今国家有难,岂能英雄迟暮。 梅因沃林顾不了银行的工作,拔腿就往警察局赶。此时的警察局已经被一帮老头拥得水泄不通,梅因沃林费尽全身力气挤进去也报不上名。看着一帮热情高涨的老头和混乱不堪的场面,梅因沃林振臂高呼:想当志..
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