床上关系

类别:喜剧 

主演:王小山 沈腾 李昕芸 作业本 

导演:张元 

时间:2021-05-24 01:05:20

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《床上关系》是由张元执导,王小山,沈腾,李昕芸,作业本主演的喜剧片。该电影于2012年在大陆上映。夜深人静,面色阴郁的小偷(王小山 饰)悄悄弄开某户人家的房门。黑暗中他实现了一系列的盗窃,还不忘享用一下主人家美酒和按摩椅。正当他兀自陶醉其中时,突然房门开启,男女主人张诚(沈腾 饰)和李小云(李昕芸 饰)回到家中。二人情欲正浓,根本不知刚好把一个小偷堵在家中。小偷打算趁夫妻俩不注意逃出去,谁知大门被二人反锁,钥匙则在张成扔在地上的外裤口袋里。当然在这一过程中男女主人状况不断,小偷只得被迫在各个房间的角落里藏来藏去。就在此时,一枚失踪的避孕套引发了夫妻二人连番争吵,夫妻间的各种不信任以及各种鸡毛蒜皮,搅坏了男女主人的雅兴,郁闷了小偷原本还算不错的心情……&uuyuuypy;豆瓣

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