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《这不是斯巴达》是由贾森·弗莱德伯格,亚伦·赛尔策执导,西恩·马奎尔,卡门·伊莱克特拉,肯·戴维蒂安,凯文·索伯,戴德里克·巴德,马索·曼恩,加雷布·道普拉西,特拉维斯·范·文克,菲尔·莫里斯,吉姆·皮多克,妮可·帕克,伊克·巴里霍尔兹,克莉斯塔·弗拉娜甘,Hunter,Clary,Emily,Wilson,蒂凡尼·哈迪斯,Kenny,Yates,Jesse,Lewis,IV,扎卡里·迪伦·史密斯,蒂凡妮·克劳丝,Nick,Steele,Dean,Cochran,Nate,Haden,Tony,Yalda,Jaime,Burgos,III,Jon,'Do,Kn主演的喜剧片。该电影于2008年在美国上映。在军事化的斯巴达,列奥尼达(西恩•马奎尔 Sean Maguire 饰)经过与巨型企鹅的恶战证明了自己是斯巴达最强悍的战士,成功得到斯巴达王位,并迎娶玛戈为皇后。某日,正在对儿子进行毒打训练的列奥尼达接待了波斯使者,对方狂妄的宣称薛西斯王将统治希腊,斯巴达的孩子以后只能在血汗工厂中生产NIKE鞋。怒不可遏的列奥尼达杀死使者以及一干美国偶像,用化妆品贿赂先知请求开战,然而得到的却是丑女贝蒂神女的警告。列奥尼达仍然决定出征,他率领13名用喷漆画出腹肌的战士赶赴隘口布防,用街舞击败了波斯先头部队。肥佬薛西斯用蓝屏电脑特技制造出的大军压境,被列奥尼达弃用的帕里斯•希尔顿又告知波斯人包抄斯巴达军的小路,列奥尼达率众与洛奇、恶灵骑士等波斯大军展开了殊死搏杀。 本片改编自《斯巴达300勇士》,用恶搞手法对原片进行了重新演绎。

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