《乌龙骑士团》是由乔·林奇执导,瑞恩·科万腾,莎莫·格劳,史蒂夫·茨恩,彼特·丁拉基主演的喜剧片。该电影于2014年在美国上映。年纪不小还吊儿郎当的乔(瑞恩·科万腾 饰)被女友贝丝(玛格丽塔·莱维瓦 饰)三振出局,绝望之际,他被艾瑞克(史蒂夫·茨恩 饰)和亨(彼特·丁拉基 饰)两位损友带回了吸毒酗酒的老路,颠倒迷幻的梦境过后,乔突然醒来,发现自己竟然穿上了中世纪的铠甲。原来在他昏睡期间,被两位中二病深度患者带到了中世纪格斗游戏的营地。既来之,则安之,伙伴们全副武装,投入各自的游戏和战斗中。不靠谱的艾瑞克带来一本魔法书,当中举行降灵仪式。没有人将其当真,可谁知他们走后竟然真的有一位魔女出现,展开了无情杀戮。 原来这本书是几个世纪前以为炼金师为了召唤神明而写出的书,但却无意中与恶魔建立了联系……
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