《家有儿女1》是由林丛执导,宋丹丹,高亚麟主演的国产剧。该电视剧于2005年在大陆上映。《小鬼驾到》 从美国被托运回中国的夏雨(夏东海的小儿子)调皮捣蛋,第一次进家门就将家中搅和的底朝天。他发现姐姐夏雪的照片与自己小时候的照片长得很像,受哥哥刘星怂恿,将两张老照片寄给了报社。结果夏雪小时候光屁股的照片真的在报上刊登出来,而且是夏雪最不愿意让人看到的咧大嘴哭泣、背部有一块红痣的照片。夏雪羞得躲进自己的房间不敢出门,偶出家门也是裹头带墨镜,行色匆匆。眼看夏雪羞于见人的古怪模样,夏东海、刘希凤心急如焚,想方设法让夏雪放松,大方地将自己从小保留在心底的丑事和秘密全盘托出,夏雪释然。 之二 刘星为了要回被高年级男生“借”走的裤子,认识了“一笑堂堂主”的黄飞鸿并拜他为师,于是夏东海将黄飞鸿约到家里来玩…… 之三 夏雪去见网友,于是刘希凤设计了夏雪与网友见面的地点、吃饭地点,并带了警棍、锤子、锯条、辣椒油等防身…… 之四 夏雪参加合唱比赛,高音上不去,受到同学的讽刺,于是夏东海为夏雨加工了一批“神奇巧克力”…… 之五 夏东海和刘希凤决定实施一个“蜜月”计划,把三个孩子以各种借口支开,没想到各种各样的问题接踵而来……
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