《没事偷着乐》是由杨亚洲执导,冯巩,丁嘉丽,王劲松主演的剧情片。该电影于1999年在大陆上映。凭着一张既可气、又可乐的“贫嘴”,张大民带领着两上弟弟、两个妹妹,还有一个老母亲过着有条不紊的“幸福生活”。 生活艰辛,但也有天上掉馅饼的事。邻居云芳,由于男友出国被甩,三天不吃不喝,危难之际大民用三寸不烂之舌,使云芳破涕为笑,从而投入了大民的怀抱。 为了安定团结的完成结婚大业,在大民的一番总动员之后,弟弟、妹妹和老母亲如同住集体宿舍一样挤在外屋,大民终于有了自己的“卧室”。这样的生活过了没几天,弟弟三民带着媳妇郑重向全家宣布“我的春天也来了”。大民用一张木板将卧室一分为二,两对夫妻在同一间屋里安顿下来。可新婚的三民夫妇那声情并茂所引起的动荡使大民夫妇不堪忍受。大民借酒壮胆与三民进行了一次难以启齿的谈话……
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