《牛胆神偷》是由冯自立执导,英达,苗圃,胡明,颜丙燕,李梦男,杨青主演的喜剧片。该电影于2013年在大陆上映。牛村村民牛耳夫妇结婚多年一直没有生出孩子。某次牛耳(李梦男 饰)接外出打工的村里寡妇孙丽珍(颜丙燕 饰)回村时,在回村的路上意外得到了一个婴儿。牛耳盼子心切,要归为己有,丽珍焦虑不安,怕招惹是非。果不其然,牛村圣地,不依规矩,不成方圆。上至年逾古稀的八爷,下至童言无忌的小牛,所有人都在探究这个婴儿的身世之谜,更是怀疑起了牛耳和丽珍的关系 ,引得牛耳老婆桂英(苗圃 饰)醋意大发。就在大家对牛耳和丽珍刨根问底、测谎诱供之际,一路追踪而来的黑社会老大友哥(英达 饰)和杀手九纹龙(胡明 饰)也已经兵临村下。原来这个婴儿竟是被黑社会偷来的绑架案肉票!一时间男女老少,剑拔弩张,全村上下,草木皆兵,上演了一出令人啼笑皆非的婴儿保卫战……
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