《小孩好黑》是由基伦·埃弗瑞·韦恩斯执导,Matthew,Ast,杰弗里·巴拉德,艾利克斯·布诺斯町,马龙·韦恩斯,肖恩·韦恩斯,凯丽·华盛顿主演的喜剧片。该电影于2006年在美国上映。 狱中大哥——侏儒罪犯凯尔(马龙•韦恩斯 Marlon Wayans 饰)重获自由,小兄弟波西赶来接他,并带来一项价值十万美元的任务:盗窃女王钻石。波西与凯尔联手将钻石盗走,在撤退时不慎露出马脚,手忙脚乱的凯尔在超市里将钻石扔入了一对夫妻的提包。这对夫妻——丈夫戴洛(肖恩•韦恩斯 Shawn Wayans 饰)非常希望妻子瓦妮莎(凯丽•华盛顿 Kerry Washington 饰)能够生一个孩子,但后者忙于工作无暇顾及婴儿,戴洛颇感失落之余还要忍受岳父的奚落,愈发盼子心切。这边厢,失去了钻石的凯尔和波西无法向雇主交差,想出了化妆成婴儿混入戴洛家偷回钻石的办法。扮成弃婴的凯尔成功进入了戴洛家,但是以一个婴儿的身份盗出钻石,并不是件容易的事情……
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