《乌龙小方丈》是由王法执导,陶辉,刘龙,李苇涵主演的动作片。该电影于2016年在大陆上映。秦风,一个屌丝,大学毕业后来到北京打拼,为了房租与房东讨价还价,被房东赶了出来,他无处可去,戒酒浇愁。当他拉着行李走过胡同时,遇到了昊天禅寺的方丈明正,在与白狼等恶势力打斗,秦风被卷入战局,虽然最后恶势力被击败,但明正受了伤。明正为了昊天禅寺传承,把秦风打晕。当秦风醒来时,阴差阳错当了昊天禅寺方丈,菩提寺的镇寺之宝舍利子钻进了他的额头,成了他的第三只眼睛。菩提寺人丁缺乏,只有两个个小和尚和一个大和尚。本想逃走的秦风,但因荒郊野外无法离开。明虚和尚为了解决寺庙粮食的问题,明虚离开寺庙去城里化缘。彼时,寺庙只有秦风和两个小和尚,女间谍梦瑶与华晓彤借机来到寺庙,一探究竟,待明虚归来,梦华发现明虚武功高强。华晓彤与梦瑶离开寺庙寻找白狼帮忙,白狼为了得到舍利子,急功近利的他直接带领手下来到昊天禅寺,谁知不是明虚对手,被打伤留在寺院。六子逃跑报告了白狼的情况,黑狼一怒之下,决定血洗昊天禅寺,争夺舍利,一场战争即将开始……
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