《保证我会乖乖的》是由Ronan,Le,Page执导,皮奥·马麦,蕾雅·德吕盖,梅洛迪·里夏尔,弗洛伦斯·詹纳斯,弗朗索瓦·夏托特,塞德里克·维埃拉,埃莱娜·亚历山大,Gilles,Privat,Céline,Toutain,Philippe,Dusseau,Thomas,Drelon,Xavier,Berlioz,Paloma,Dumaine,Matthieu,Denesle,Cynthia,Tolleron,Antoine,Herbulot,Gabrielle,Atger,Lucia,Sanchez主演的喜剧片。该电影于2019年在法国上映。剧场导演法兰克(皮欧.马麦 饰)在剧场打滚了十五年,这一夜,剧组担心他的剧本太过前卫,于是瞒著他让女主角修改了台词,失控的法兰克一时抓狂,竟自己衝上台代替「女」主角演出,引发现场一团混乱,最后他还以赴汤蹈火之姿,暴跌在观众席上,同时为这场演出以及他的演艺事业划下了ENDING。万念俱灰的法兰克只想过上朝九晚五的生活、重新出发;于是他找了一份看似超完(无)美(聊)的工作──博物馆警卫,任何参观的民众只要在MUSEUM裡饮食、拍照、或是偷摸馆藏作品,都难逃他的法眼…但是没有最疯,只有更疯,没想到这短暂的风平浪静,就在遇上他那SUPER CRAZY的女同事希碧儿(蕾雅.杜嘉 饰)之后,她为法兰克激起的不是涟漪,而是 TSUNAMI!
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